20 Terrible Pickup Lines You Should Never Use: When a man meets a beautiful woman, there is the instant urge to make an impression and possibly start a form of relationship with the woman. This is why they go to various lengths to make this impression. One of the ways (and this contributes to 70%) of doing this is through spoken words.
Your utterances have a way of winning you the woman instantly or scaring her away for good. It is also why most men end up getting tongue-tied when they meet a lady, because of the fear that they may say the wrong thing and end up getting rejected.
While your demeanour may count for you, your words act more in ensuring that a brief relationship is formed before you can then proceed to further engage with them. Your demeanour includes your general outlook which includes your dress, physical attribute, and your confidence.
Your looks may help, but without them, you can still have a successful experience. All you have to do is dress well, have a sense of confidence, and avoid these 20 worst pickup lines which we shall be listed below (WARNING – This would make you cringe):
- My doctor told me I am missing Vitamin U. Can you help me?
- My battery percentage is at 5% and I chose to message you. Did I choose right?
- Is this the bus stop? because I am here to pick you up
- If I could arrange the alphabet, I will put U and I together
- Are you a wifi Hotspot? because I can feel a connection…
- Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
- Are you Bluetooth enabled? because I feel we are pairing
- Did you just fart? because you blow me away…
- Looking for a stud? Well, you are in luck, as I have got the STD and you are all I want.
- Is your dad a thief? because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
- You are so sweet, you are giving me a toothache
- Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
- Do you know what is on the menu? It is U ‘n’ I
- Is there an airport nearby or is just my heart taking off?
- If you are a chicken, you would be impeccable
- Are you a campfire? because you are hot and I want some more
- Go on; feel my jacket. It is made of boyfriend material
- Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Neither do I, but it breaks the ice
- Hey, my name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
- You are beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line
Again, while you may want to sound funny, please resist the urge to sound stupid in the process. These 20 worst pickup lines are a guide to other questions or comments you should not make when you are trying to woo a girl or lady for the first time.
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